Humor (eng)

There are no dead-end situations – there is dead-end thinking.

You can’t steal anything on Earth … You can only move …

Looking for a woman? Better look for money. The woman herself will find you …

The harder the job, the easier it is to get a job.

The husband asks his wife: – What would you do if I won the lottery? “I’d take half the winnings and get the fuck out of you!” – Great! I won 100 rubles. Take 50 and get the fuck out

Girls, remember that your children will be like him, not his car …

A good person cannot be spoiled by either power or money. Because if you are a really good person, you will never have either one or the other!

In social networks: – Why did you remove me from your friends? – Because you piss me off! – And nothing that we are married ?!

If a person who is pleasant to her shows signs of attention to a woman, this is called courtship, and if unpleasant – harassment!

The question that worries me is: how to move to Russia, which is being talked about on Channel One?